THE FACTS OF LIFE

1.Most people are only alive because it is illegal to Shoot them.
2.Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
3.The number of people watching you is directly Proportional to the
stupidity of your action.
4.Complex problems have simple, easy to understand Wrong answers.
5.Help a man when he is in trouble and he will Remember you when he is in trouble again.
6.It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it Creative problem
solving.
7.Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it Seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an Hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S
Relativity. * Albert Einstein "
8.The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working The moment you get up
in the morning and does not Stop until you get into the office. *
Robert Frost
9.The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's There to appreciate
it. * Franklin P. Jones
THE END