Why girls never marry software engineer.....

Wife - Would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - Have you brought the Saree?
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - But I told you about it in morning
Husband - Erroneous syntax, abort, retry,cancel.

Wife - Hey Bhagwan !forget it. Where's your salary?
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - At least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - You are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - What is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - Do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program has performed an illegal operation,it will close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all...