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LETS SEE...............
1. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ?
Ans. TAILOR ( darzi )
2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI?
Ans. Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)
3. Prasad asks Kumble to bring a Pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of Pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.Why ??
Ans. Tendulkar is an opener
4. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.Which movie did he really want to see?
Ans. Dil Chhata Hai!
5. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?Socho socho
Ans. aarey Aamir Khan !!!
6. What will u call a person who is leaving India??Socho.......
Ans. Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha....?
Ans. Adidas
IAS Q & A :
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night.